Two minutes is all it takes... Chapter four

Leo had a grin on his face as he slept on the bed, the fantasy he was dreaming about had seemed to be quite pleasurable. He slowly rolled over to the side of the bed, entering the region of the morning sun ray.

"Ouch!" he yelled grabbing his head as he woke up from his slumber. The hangover from yesterday's drinking had began to take it's toll on him. While still feeling the agonizing pain, the aroma of breakfast began making its way into his nostrils, only then did he realise that he was not alone.

"Who did I come home with this time?" he asked, quickly getting up from his bed with only his shorts on, he began heading to the kitchen only to slip on an empty bottle of beer he had brought home the night before. After a series of painful moaning and cursing, he went back on his feet, kicked the bottle aside and continued his highly stealthy movement to the kitchen.

"Good morning!" Chidalu greeted smiling widely. She had on an oversized T-shirt, which had belong to him. "Hope you don't mind, I didn't have anything to wear after last night" she said noticing the way he stared at the shirt she had on.

"Last night?" he asked, receiving another wave of pain in head, "Ow!" he groaned.

"Here!" she said handing him a cup of water and some pain killers, "this should help with the headache".

"Thank you" he said taking the pills from her, "how did you get here anyway?" he asked as he swallowed the pills and gulped the water.

"How else? You called me last night or don't you remember?".

"I did?" he asked relaxing his back against the edge of the counter.

"Stop being silly" she said, taking the pan off the stove and onto the table. She leaned downwards to the bottom cabinet in search of the dishes. This made the T-shirt rise above her waist revealing that she had no panties on, drawing Leo's eyes and attention.

"What exactly happened last night?" he asked nervous.

"Well, when you called me over, you were a little drunk but you said you didn't want to be left alone. So I stayed and we talked about a lot of things, like how broke you were, your wife leaving you for another man, your music, and stuff like that" she said standing up from her position, she had found what she had been looking for and then turned around to dish the meal.

"I mean what exactly did we do last night?".

"What normal adults do, we had sex" she stopped dishing the meal and answered.

"Sex?" Leo asked shocked.

"Of course we did".

"Did I... I mean we use...".

"A condom? Not at all, you insisted on filling me without one even though I said it was a bad idea. You just wouldn't listen, you were so mad that you devoured me whole and took my cherry blossom with you".

"Your cherry blossom?" he asked.

"My virginity! Worst of all, you came inside me" she said.

"Oh my God!" Leo yelled shocked at how barbaric he had been, he rubbed his head in confusion wondering why he had such ill luck. He slowly sank down to his feet feeling like the whole world had turned against, like he was the most unfortunate person in the universe at the moment.

'SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!' sounded Chidalu's phone as she took pictures of him with a broad grin on her face.

"What are you doing?" he asked rising up to his feet.

"I'm just sending these photos to Sopuru, so that she will know I won our bet" she answered.

"Bet? What bet!?" he yelled angrily, "you are taking pictures instead of being worried that you might be pregnant".

"Oh my God! Sopuru was right about you, you are so dense" she said.

"What?".

"Did you actually think I would so easily let a strange man have his way with me, let alone a drunk one?" she said.

"Then we didn't do anything last night and you are not going to be pregnant?" he asked.

"Hell no!" she answered returning to the meal she had stopped dishing.

"Thank God!" he heaved a sigh of relief, "But how did you actually get in here, and how did you know all those things about me?".

"Oh! Last night Sopuru called me to check on you, and when I got here you were passed out in front of your apartment. I took your keys from the neighbor and he helped me take you in" she explained.

"Okay and I'm guessing Sopuruchi told you all about me?"

"Yes she did, you are all she talks about when she isn't talking about herself" she said handing him a dish of plantain and egg.

"Ummm, I don't think I had all these at home".

"Yeah, I got them myself and it turns out your neighbor is a real gentleman" She said.

"I doubt that" he said.

"Oh! You also dropped that too" she said pointing at the Yin and Yang ball on the counter.

"I did?" Leo asked picking up the ball, he began wondering if he hadn't thrown it into the trash.